fortune在做什么…

1. The truth is rarely pure, and never simple. -- Oscar Wilde约 10 小时前 通过 API
2. ...and scantily clad females, of course. Who cares if it's below zero outside. -- Linus Torvalds约 16 小时前 通过 API
3. Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead. -- Benjamin Franklin2008-11-21 17:11 通过 API
4. "Do you believe in intuition?" "No, but I have a strange feeling that someday I will."2008-11-21 11:11 通过 API
5. We are using Linux daily to UP our productivity - so UP yours! -- Adapted from Pat Paulsen by Joe Sloan2008-11-20 17:11 通过 API
6. <KatanaJ> Note on a chem lab fridge- "This refrigerator is not explosion- proof".2008-11-20 11:11 通过 API
7. Buckle up!2008-11-19 17:11 通过 API
8. Loan-department manager: "There isn't any fine print. At these interest rates, we don't need it."2008-11-19 11:11 通过 API
9. Computers are useless. They can only give you answers. -- Pablo Picasso2008-11-18 17:11 通过 API
10. You'll be called to a post requiring ability in handling groups of people.2008-11-18 11:11 通过 API
11. Each of us bears his own Hell. -- Publius Vergilius Maro (Virgil)2008-11-17 17:11 通过 API
12. Testing can show the presense of bugs, but not their absence. -- Dijkstra2008-11-17 11:11 通过 API
13. I am a man: nothing human is alien to me. -- Publius Terentius Afer (Terence)2008-11-15 17:11 通过 API
14. I'm not an Iranian!! I voted for Dianne Feinstein!!2008-11-15 11:11 通过 API
15. Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. -- Mark Twain2008-11-14 17:11 通过 API
16. About the only thing on a farm that has an easy time is the dog.2008-11-14 11:11 通过 API
17. The world is coming to an end--save your buffers!2008-11-13 17:11 通过 API
18. PARDON me, am I speaking ENGLISH?2008-11-13 11:11 通过 API
19. What we need is either less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.2008-11-12 17:11 通过 API
20. "When people are least sure, they are often most dogmatic." -- John Kenneth Galbraith2008-11-12 11:11 通过 API